Dolce & Gabbana Spring-Summer 2013
Last night I stayed up until 3AM reading this 1998 NYMag article about how Leonardo DiCaprio is so much worse than you ever even imagined, and how little has changed for him in 15 years. I spewed this all over twitter but I need to put this together and get it out of my system because I can’t believe how none of this is common knowledge. The meme shouldn’t be Leo Has Never Won An Oscar, it should be Leo & His Friends Called Themselves The Pussy Posse, Probs Still Do!!!
Childhood: Leo once killed a pigeon. Leo once drew a swastika on his head in class while imitating Charles Manson. (NYMag)
1998: LeoDi and his group of friends call themselves the “Pussy Posse”. Like actually, for real. Core members of the 1998 Pussy Posse include: Leo, Lukas Haas*, Tobey Maguire, Harmony Korine, and David Blaine**.
2013 Pussy Posse: Leo is seen being gross with Jonah Hill, Mel Gibson, Bradley Cooper, Gerard Butler, and Olivier Martinez in an ever-descending quest to find people equally awful or worse than his old crowd. (Videogum 1, Videogum 2)
*Lukas Haas**** lives with Leo for 7 years until Bar Refaeli makes Leo kick Haas out, in 2010, when both men are in their mid-thirties. (Buzzfeed)
**1998: Leo and David Blaine frequent strip clubs, don’t tip the dancers.
***15 years later, this is still happening.
****15 years later, this is still happening.
1998 Pussy Posse Leo sneaks into Victoria Secret parties and hooks up with 18 year old models. 2013 Pussy Posse Leo harasses 20 year old model Cara Delevingne: “He even lunged at her at one point, and she dodged him.” The man is 38, the girls remain 18 forever. (NYMag, Page Six)
1998 Pussy Posse: Leo and Jay Ferguson sexually harass Elizabeth Berkley and assault her boyfriend, permanently damaging his larynx. Jay Ferguson is best known for playing Stan Rizzo on Mad Men. (NYMag, Buzzfeed)
The real winner in all of this is Kate Winslet.