Beyoncé for OUT Magazine
#in some ways captain america is a makeover movie in where the makeover makes you a hero but you realise you were a hero all along and the girl you thought liked you bc of the makeover liked you all along but you had to go and save the world and missed your date by like 70 years
I was going through my likes (I have over 16K liked posts WHAT) and found this and the commentary is gold.
Because I don’t like how long and detailed the other post was getting (I know this is so out of hand and been for a while) I decided to update in a separate post. We got the electric bill and rent overdue fees this Tuesday and they’re over $1400 now. I rescheduled my bill me later payments back so that I would be able to give my mom more of my paycheck for this week but it’s only $120… there’s a huge chance that our stuff will be cut off for a while by Sunday so I’m writing and saving this now…
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Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.
This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.
1. It keeps him on the ground.
You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.
2. To check on his physique.
As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.
3. Object permanence.
Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.
I hope this helps.
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do